Herschel D'ohennis

Poor USC running back (don't fumble!) Herschel Dennis. The fifth-year senior blew out his knee again this weekend prior to USC's spring scrimmage (which was not televised...unlike Oklahoma's, which got the ESPN treatment...outrage I say!). This after tearing ligaments last year and previously being being completely outshined by then-freshmen Reggie Bush and LenDale White in 2003. Dennis will miss the remainder of this season and will apply for the Malefou MacKenzie Memorial Sixth Year Of NCAA Eligibility.

Now it's up to Michael (I'm way better than LenDale) Coleman and a bevy of freshmen tailbacks to take some of the heat off Mark Sanchez this fall (oh come on, you know it's not going to be John David Booty).

It'll be good to have Don't Fumble Herschel around next year. He'll still be the only guy on the team who can actually say he was on the field the same time as Carson Palmer. And that makes us all feel a little younger, doesn't it?